Not sure which sibling told this stuffing story.
Here is the original recipe for the stuffing. I know you wouldn't
make it per this as it is too full of butter.
One batch of cornbread (8 or 9 inch square pan), minus one piece
someone gets to eat. This one piece is only held back because
everyone loves just out of the oven cornbread. Make it the day
before TG.
3 loaves of white bread. Dry the bread in the oven, turning the
pieces at least once, and then pile it up in a big, industrial
sized bowl purchased at that restaurant supply store in South
Holland. I have the bowl down here in Lakeland. Do this the night
before and let it sit out overnight to really get dried out. If you
do it days before, wait until it is aired out, then repackage in
the bread wrappers and place on top of the refrigerator to free up
counter space.
Dice one bunch of celery. This can be done ahead of time and
packaged in a Ziploc.
Dice 6 - 8 onions. Also can be done ahead ala above. Doing it ahead
is a good idea so that you don't have red-rimmed and puffy eyes on TG.
One bunch of parsley, snipped with kitchen shears into fine pieces.
Do this the morning of TG, as if done ahead it will just be green
paste by the time you need to use it.
Sage, poultry seasoning, salt and pepper to taste.
3 large eggs
TG morning:
The cook's helper is set up with a bowl of water, the dry bread,
and a clean bowl or pot for a repository. Goosh the bread and throw
the bread balls into the repository.
Now that the big, industrial bowl is empty, use it for mixing the
stuffing.
Sauté the onions and celery in one pound of butter.
Crumble the cornbread and combine with the bread balls, sautéed
veggies, parsley and seasonings. Taste to see if more seasoning is
needed. Mom always used more sage than normal folk do. Once the
taste is right, add the eggs and goosh it all with your hands.
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Stuff the turkey, and place the rest in a Corningware casserole
dish to bake.
Send kids out with Dad to get them out of the house because you
have only two nerves left and those two are frayed. Dad takes kids
to White Castle because they are whining that they are STARVING!
When kids and Dad arrive home, serve the dinner you have spent
hours creating. When kids pick at food, ask why they aren't
scarfing it up since they were whining all day about being hungry.
Kids are mute, and Dad doesn't make eye contact. Finally get the
truth out and explode.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
PS. I use this recipe, but use only one stick of butter and add
chicken broth for moisture.